Today, while I was putting on my make-up, I squirted foundation into my freshly-poured, ice-cold Diet Coke.
Then, after going to Lowe's, the car wash, Target and the grocery store, I got home and realized
my leggings were on inside-out.
This afternoon, while I was making chili for dinner, I dumped an entire can of tomato sauce into the actual heated part of the Crock-Pot. Not the ceramic bowl. The heated, hard-to-clean part.
I'm moving to Australia.