Otherwise known as Zoey.
Here are some quotes that were uttered this past week in The House of Fletcher. These can be filed under "Things I Never, Ever Thought I Would Actually Say."
"Stop sitting on your cousin."
"Sweetie, Zoey has to eat her rice puffs through her mouth, not her nose."
"I know Mommy's hairspray can looks like a bottle, but you seriously can't drink that."
And, last but not least,
"Son, I love you, but you can't play in the toilet."
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