On July 1st, 1982, Ronald Reagan was El Presidente, a gallon of gas cost $1.30, a stamp cost .20, and if you turned on the radio, you'd hear "Who Can it Be Now?" and "Up Where We Belong."
Dallas, M*A*S*H, and
Magnum, P.I. were the three top-rated TV shows, while
E.T. grossed almost 4 million big ones in the top spot at the box office.
Also on July 1st, 1982, twenty-six years ago, my parents and the cosmetics industry rejoiced as I was born. Happy Birthday to ME!!
I CANNOT BELIEVE I am this old. As in more than two decades. As in four years away from the big 3-0. As in old enough to be married. With a child. When did this happen?
I share this lovely day with such fabulous
femme fatales as: Princess Di, Olivia De Havilland (Melanie in
Gone With the Wind), Estee Lauder (my personal hero, yay for you!), Liv Tyler and Missy Elliott! (This explains the ghetto-ness! WORD!)
I started thinking about how much one can do in 26 years, and it made me think about the next 26. When I will be...um...how old...let's see...carry the 1, and then add it to the...oh yeah! I'll be 52!
52. Let's focus on the 26. In 26 years, I:
- have repelled over an 80-foot cliff (Never. Again.)
- have been called "La-Lauren", "Ta-Ta", "Laurnie-Pooh", "La", and "The Black Angel of Death". (Don't. Ask. No one actually
died.)
- have been known to have slight (obsessive?) crushes on: Ricky Skaggs, Elvis, Antonio Banderas and Fritz from
Swiss Family Robinson. (Shut up. I was 12.)
- have discovered that Diet Coke is the nectar of the gods and Little Debbies are, in fact, a total and complete separate food group.
- given birth to child.
- gotten married.
- Not in that order. In case you were wondering.
- Have appeared on television regularly.
- Have interviewed a Governor, convicted killer and rap singer.
- Have built a house in Puerto Rico. (I hope it's still standing).
- Have spoken Spanish to a smallish homeless man outside of an outhouse. (Not really glam but I thought it was unique.)
- Have been known to stay up til 1 a.m. baking, mopping the floor and coloring my hair. All at the same time.
- have worn glasses.
- have been blonde, reddish-blonde and brunette.
- Appeared as an angel in my kindergarten Christmas play.
- have worn my dad's underpants on my head and my mom's heels. At the same time. (Again, stop laughing. I was 4.)
All of this and more in 26 years.
My friend Chris has a concept that he calls his "pie chart." It's a list of all the things he wants to do, see, become in his life that will make his pie chart complete with all of the pieces.
There are so many things I want to put in my pie chart as the next 26 birthdays come and go. What are some of yours?
Dawson and Zoey celebrate their first Independence Day together. I think Dawson was trying to give her a kiss. Or have a small snack. It's a toss-up.
Uncle Brandon and Dawson bust loose with some dance moves. Dawson has fun no matter what he is doing!
Zoey loved her Fourth of July buffet! Ours had hamburgers, hot dogs, baked beans, slaw, chili, chips and (drumroll,please)...Four-Layered Pie. And watermelon. All low-cal and fat-free.
FOUR generations...my mom and her dad, me and Dawson, Jason and Zoey. Happy 1 Week to sweet Zoey!
One week can exhaust a girl. And this is how all of us looked after polishing off the watermelon. 
