Time In a Bottle

Can someone please tell me how or where to purchase this? Because time continues to fly by so quickly - my son is growing up too fast, and the events that I have planned that seem months and weeks away creep up before I have time to turn around.

Here's a sneaky-peeky into some things we've been up to lately:

Dawson loves the dishwasher. Loves it. Will cry if I close it up.
I totally plan on showing this to his wife one day and saying, "See? I mean, he knew what it was for then - his excuse of saying the sink is where dishes go really isn't valid."

Lunch with friends...
Dawson isn't used to having someone sit next to him in the car, so he was very excited that Jaden wanted to ride with us to La Siesta!
Monet and Sargent...
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that would be a whole plate of cheese quesadilla, beans and rice. Inhaled promptly and neatly by my Mexican-loving offspring. Perhaps it was all the cheese dip I ate when I was pregnant?

And if the cheese dip didn't do it - the chocolate did. Sometimes a spoon just won't cut it...

...and you can bet the usual wet paper towel didn't, either.
This calls for a bath.