Dawson is Ten Months Old!

It's so hard to believe that ten months ago, he was just beginning to smile...


...and focus on your face...


Now? He's standing up...

...hamming it up...


...and eating it up!


Dawson is pulling up on everything in sight, curious about everything around him, LOUD...and, most importantly, as precious as the day he was born!

Don't You Just Want to Eat Him Up?

This? Is cuteness on film.



Dawson Fletcher, CEO, Fletcher Enterprises






Thank you, Krista!

Dude, Seriously?

Dear People,

If someone could please come up with ways to fix the following, yours truly would be thrilled.


1) The makers of Gerber Single Grain Rice Cereal: Could you please figure out a way to make the spout on your box actually work? Something tells me that when you pour the cereal out into a bowl, two more cups of cereal should not come out when you try to shut the spout.

2) The marketing department for OrangeGlow products: You know, I would be way more interested in buying your smelly-good cleaners if I didn't lose my hearing when your spokesman opens his mouth. Perhaps you should pay to have his hearing tested. Just a suggestion.

3) Logistics Department at Hobby Lobby: Do you exist? I'm starting to wonder. Do you realize you provide the smallest buggies on the face of the earth for people to buy grandfather clocks, furniture and 18x24 gallery frames?

4) The morons who ran out of gas on Manson Pike last night: Hazard lights. Use them.

5) The moron who almost hit me trying to get out of the lane blocked by gasless morons: Blinker. USE IT.


Thanks so much in advance for a quick resolution,

L

Weirdness Times Seven

I've been tagged by Rachel and Meag to tell 7 Weird Things about myself. Trust me, there are more than seven.

1) I am obsessed with wearing my make-up. If you happen to see me without it, I'm either: 1) deathly ill or 2) recovering from childbirth.

2) I have a very strong aversion to clowns. I think they're demonic. Somthing about a grown person dressing like that...I just don't know.

3) There are three green things I will eat: lettuce, green beans and turnip greens. Asparagus, artichokes and peas are so wrong in so many ways.

4) I cannot stand a dirty kitchen. See #1 for reasons if mine isn't clean. Something about crumbs and plates with food on them screams "DHS! DHS!"

5) I get super-excited about getting a card or package in the mail. It's like Christmas on a random day.

6) I'm obsessed with making sure Dawson's ears and nose are clean. Ick, I know. But you know what's even more ick? Ear wax. And boogers.

7) I adore chocolate-covered cherries. I could eat them for all three meals and snacks. As far as I'm concerned, the person who invented them should get the Nobel Prize.

Is that weird enough? Just say yes.

How Much is That Doggie in the Window?

Dawson LOVES puppy dogs- he says "woof, woof!" whenever he hears or sees one, so I thought it would be great if he could be one for his first Halloween!

The costume was HILARIOUS...it had a tail and everything...the collar says "Woof!" (just like Dawson!)
The Hutchings Family came to visit before we all headed out to drop in on friends and family. Moo, Web and Vance dressed up as hillbillies. (Ahem, I...yes, I...painted farm animals on Vance's overalls for his costume. Let's just say you're not going to see my work on Kim Wheeler's site ANYTIME SOON. Moo cow? Um, more like mad cow.)
I think Dawson and Vance have their own baby language.
"Hey, you! Give me some candy!"
Our first stop was Aunt Meagan's, where, Dawson got his first "treat"...peach cobbler!
Aunt Meag and D-Word...
Then, we headed to Aunt Sophia's, where Mama Toombs (Sophia's mom) and Alex (Sophia's sis-in-law), were waiting to see the little puppy!
Dawson has a thing for brunettes, I think...
Next, we stopped at Aunt Michelle's where there was a par-tay going on! Jaden had a special treat for Dawson...special baby food, Gerber puffs, a teething toy and all kinds of goodies!
Jaden, Dawson and Aunt Michelle...
All the kiddies at Michelle's set up a "candy store" of sorts with all the treats they had gotten and were bargaining and negotiating one kind for the other...can you say "relatives of realtors?". Dawson had his mouth open, ready to sample any questionable candy.

We also stopped at Aunt Stephanie's on the way home, but D-Man was so tired that he was already sound asleep!


Thank you to all the "aunts" for letting us trick or treat...you made Dawson's night very special!

Happy Birthday,Grandpa!

This is my grandfather, Claude...Dawson's great-grandpa...




...and we want to wish him a very happy 82nd birthday today!

My grandpa is just cool...he is smart, handy and hilarious. He grew up in Manchester, served in Japan during WW II, and until recently, still drove veterans from Chattanooga where he lives to the VA Hospital here in Murfreesboro so they could receive healthcare.

He is a Godly man with a generous heart and we love him very much!

Happy Birthday, Santa Claude!

A Visit from Aunt Amanda!

We were excited to have a special Aunt and fellow blogger visit us recently! Aunt Amanda came to see us and hang out for a weekend...we shopped, visited, ate and played with Dawson!

Me, Dawson and Amanda outside Mimi's where we met Meag, Moo and Vance for brunch...
This picture will be in their high school graduation invitations...
Me, Meag, Moo and the boys outside Mimi's...
Aunt Amanda and Dawson reading the special pumpkin book she brought just for him...
Amanda and her "nephew"!

Thank you, Amanda, for coming to see us!